Too Much Wrestling

You know you watch too much wrestling when…How many have you done? Be honest….

When you’re asked to confirm something you reply with ‘It’s true, it’s DAMN true’. (or more recently ‘It’s real, it’s DAMN real’).

You say ‘What?’ at least twice for things to be repeated even though you heard it the first time.

While watching the Scorpion King, you waited for the line “The Scorpion King says…”

You’ve purposely fallen face down on the floor impersonating Ric Flair.

You’ve looked through the bible for the book of Austin.

You judge rock music based on how good of an entrance theme it would be.

You cut promos in front of the mirror to yourself.

You’ve attempted to spit water like Triple H.

‘Wooooo!’ is your celebration to every piece of good news.

When eating an apple, you’ve contemplated spitting the bite you’ve just taken in someones face.

It personally offends you when people say wrestling is ‘fake’.

You make an effort to watch every single film with a wrestler in, even if their role is a cameo, you have to see it.

When you score a basket or a goal at school, you’ve done the ‘You Can’t See Me’ hand wave as your celebration.

You’ve attempted to do ‘The Worm’.

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